Dear shiny disco balls awaiting descension, Today is New Years’ Eve (obviously)! The past few weeks my social media feeds have been overwhelmed by posts in regards to how terrible the year has been. People have been waiting for the year to end since the beginning of December, hoping and praying for the demise of… Read More Eleanore Vs. The End?
Dear packages of stardust, My trip in Michigan has continued on which is currently my only problem with it. I realize that sounds odd, but so do most of the things I say and write. As I often reassure you, do not fret, for it will all make sense in the end. I was raised… Read More Eleanore Vs. A Handful of Time
Dear holiday creatures, I have spent the past five days in Walled Lake, Michigan with my dear friend ShawnEShawn. My first day here I arrived exhausted despite the short flight, and as we drove to my friends’ home, he asked me how I felt about surprises. My response, as it is to most things was,… Read More Eleanore Vs. Michiganmas
Disclaimer: This post was written on December 22 at 6:00 am. The timing of my posts may be off during my stay in Michigan. Darling readers, It’s a real live Eleanore coming direct to you from the St. Louis airport! I have not received my glasses yet and am still struggling with my vision, but… Read More Eleanore Vs. An Early Morning Adventure
*Incoming Transmission* Hello everyone, I am Stan! Eleanore has spoken about me in past posts; I am the friend she has known since we were very young. You may have noticed a decrease in posts recently. Eleanore asked me to fill you in regarding her sudden and temporary leave of absence. Three months ago she lost… Read More Stan the Robot Vs. A Post for Eleanore
Dear fabulous creatures, Life has been crazy, which nowadays is normal for me. Does that make it less crazy? I’m not actually sure…but I digress. In a wonderful turn of events I’ve found a place to live, and even though it isn’t ideal, it is far better than the situation I’m currently in, so I’m… Read More Eleanore Vs. Unicorns (Yes. Unicorns)