Dearest eyeball movers, Let me get the undead elephant out of the room. No, I am not writing this to tell you that I have turned into a zombie and now am plagued with an insatiable craving for brains and other organs, I promise. Zombies obviously can’t type; their fingers would just fall right off. If… Read More Ellie Vs. Brains & Hearts
WARNING. WARNING. *********IN THIS POST I WILL BE TALKING ABOUT DEADPOOL IN THE SENSE OF THE FILM. THIS MEANS THAT THERE WILL BE MANY SPOILERS. THIS IS NOT A REVIEW; THIS IS HOW IT PERTAINS TO MY LIFE. THAT BEING SAID, DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU DO NOT WANT THE MOVIE TO BE SPOILED… Read More 2 Player Mode: Ellie & Deadpool Vs.Hidden Villains
Dearest readers, Being an adult-y adult is terrible burden. I often still feel like a teenager (and I’m told, despite being 25, that I look like I’m 17) and many times still dress as one (because my fairly new Nightmare Before Christmas Jacket is just the coolest and I don’t care what anyone says). Despite… Read More Ellie Vs. Freedom? Sort of?
Hello deer readers, and human ones as well. Hahaha. See what I did there? Aren’t I funny? No? Okay. Sorry. I have returned home from a ten day trip to my mothership, California, which would sound like a vacation if it weren’t for the numerous clusterfucks that are presently taking over my life. I’m lethargic,… Read More Ellie Vs. The Point
Dear friends, strangers, alien life forms and others! This is my third attempt to write about the dinosaur-sized change I have made to my life. I have explained it to friends a few times, yet actually forming a piece of writing about the subject has proved to be more of a challenge than I expected.… Read More Ellie Vs. Ellie (This Is a Big One)